Has it been a while since you’ve had an apparition in your breakfast nook? Well weep no longer, because you can now own the HOLY TOAST BREAD STAMP.

With this simple tool, you can make the Blessed Mother a part of your complete breakfast:

Holy Toast, Batman!

One wonders, who is this marketed for? Is it for folks who take this kind of grilled-cheese spirituality seriously, or for people like me, who think it’s hysterical?

Thanks to my friend Erica, who thought this would make an awesome birthday present for me.